Total Medals Earned: 878 (From 154 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,655 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/24 (120/325 points)
First death
Jump up onto the ladder
Collect ruby in flight
Found the first artifact
Blown up the first box of TNT
Put dynamite creeping
Put a dynamite on rock
First Killed monster
Change direction three times during the jump
Put a dynamite under box
Jump off ladder and get back don't touching ground
Blow up 30 pieces of ground
Pass level without collecting three rubies
NO killed monsters on the bonus level
Kill all monsters in all bonus levels
Die 10 times on spikes
Undermine under self a dynamite and fall into a hole
Complete all bonus levels
Complete all levels, spending less than 50 dynamites
Monster killed you 10 times
Collected all the rubies
Kill all enemies bonus lvl for the same number of throws
Complete the level for 10 seconds
Collected all 5 artifacts
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You oppose SOPA & PIPA
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Level 7 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 21 completed
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Never take candy from strangers!
Stranger Danger commercial!